![]() Just smell it! This rotting whale proves that God exists! For even in death it provides sustenance for the Lord's other creatures. Hoppy: Lávate las manos!! Steve: Lávate las manos! Hoppy: LAVATE LAS MANOS!!! Steve: LAVATE LAS MANOS!!! Steve: Is that a spell? Hoppy: Lávate las manos! Steve: Lávate las manos. Steve: You're my Ron Weasley! Hoppy: Lávate las manos. Steve: Is he fighting invisible dementors? Icepick: Shut up! Steve: Potions class! Did you get all this stuff from Professor Snape? Icepick: You do not freakin' ask who we got this from!! Steve: He Who Shall Not Be Named! Icepick: This is Hoppy. Stan: Dear Lord, if you're not too busy giving the guys at McDonald's new sandwich ideas, I wanted to ask you something. ![]() Steve: You spent all your money trying to win a hat with antlers? Roger: I do not chose to discuss it! Stan: But I.I gotta have friends! Even child molesters have friends! I mean they're usually other child molesters, but, y'know, they go to lunch and stuff. Stan: Yes! Thank you, Jesus! God is my co-pilot and the virgin Mary is my hot stewardess. Hayley: Oh, and now you'll win!? Even if there was a God, I doubt he'd run the universe like a vending machine, where you put in a prayer and out pops. Stan: Ooh, I totally want that! Dear Lord, please make my ticket the winner. Father Donovan: Now let's raffle off his stuff! First up.some kinda crappy little paddle-boat. Who was also qualified to ride a motorcycle! Amen. Father Donovan: And so we say goodbye to our dear old friend, Walter.
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